Please share the SIMB gold. Pretty please.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

10 characters.

One for each of the men the Geordies had on the pitch when they scored the 3rd, the 4th and the 5th.

[holywood gunner]

Five ****ing one - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 07:48PM
to ten man relegated newcastle. Its pretty funny really. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 07:53PM
Yeah I'm at that stage by now how very typical - by muswell at Dublin airport living the dream - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Who do we turn to? - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Cersei and Arya of course. **** football for a long time. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 07:58PM
Woy and the boys will turn my frown upside down - by muswell - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Haha - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 08:02PM
Interesting Mark Hughes interview - clearly a come and get me Everton - but why would they ? - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:41PM
Honestly though, **** them. Bunch of bottling ****s. A draw, all you needed was a ****ing draw. ****S. - by MidlandYid - 05/15/2016 07:35PM
Against a relegated team. Its beyond anything i can think of. I****ing hate this ****shower of a club. Forza millwall!! - by Penge - 05/15/2016 07:36PM
Sensational Season - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:51PM
>>> - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:51PM
It is Mark P I am worried about especially after JT's Oscars speech - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:27PM
Roy Keane was right, Spurs will always let you down. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
For me it all went pearshaped with the WBA draw at the Lane having beaten Man U and Stoke. That was the time to seriously challenge Leicester for the title and open up an 8 point gap (I think) to Arsenal.(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
Yep, that was the game that did us in. We had two bad spells this season - first four games and the final four. Lessons to be learned. Most important, get the squad settled and sorted by the time pre-season starts and you can't wing not having enough quality players, in the end you'll get found out. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 07:31PM
First game od the season for me - Walker og the writing was on the wall then - why put yourself though the next 37 games ? ; - ) - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:29PM
To be fair Poch did apologise to everyone's family - - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:17PM
**** him and **** him back off to Spain. "But..but..the players shake each other's hands in the morning!" - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:22PM
Haha it was an excellent apology, I'll give him a second chance - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 07:21PM
I wonder if that included Levy's cousin that Rumbles met(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 07:18PM
Absolute dog****. One of the games you knew from minute 1 we weren't at it. Newcastle corporate ain't half bad though. - by MidlandYid - 05/15/2016 06:53PM
Absolutely pathetic finish tocthe season. All our own doing. Alli getting banned, the players losing their rags, dembele, poch doing weird ****e. Just ****ing horrible. Thank **** its over - by Penge - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
When our change the game options were Josh Onomah and Tom Carroll, you knew we were ****ed. What on earth had happened to Rose to make the bench but not even get near the pitch?! - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:44PM
Probably had a row with a staff member so he'll be forced out of the club now - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 06:49PM
I'm not saying Poch is beyond criticism but some of the stuff you were writing about him below was ludicrous at best. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:59PM
Probably didn't. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:50PM
To be fair we looked a lot better with baa baa black sheephead and 4 stone wet through than with Son and the new Frank Lampard OH. The problem was when the clown shoe **** took Walker off and we completely lost shape. He also brought Vertonghen back in when Wimmer hadnt put a foot wrong - by Carlos Kickaball doesnt care if Walker WAS injured - 05/15/2016 06:49PM
The Vertonghen for Wimmer was very harsh, don't know how their stats compared but I felt with Vertonghen we'd get the ball forward quicker and more accurately, wimmer wasn't as confident passing forward but defensively I felt more comfortable when wimmer played - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 07:04PM
This - by Head Wand - 05/15/2016 07:00PM
On a positive note at least we didn't finish runners up to the most unlikely winners of the league ever , it'll be arse looked at as failing and having missed out on a golden opportunity, not us - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
You're fogetting that the counting isn't finished yet. In two or three years time someone squeals and Leicester are stripped of the title following the biggest doping scandal in sporting history. The title is retrospectively awarded to the team that came second.... - by Block27 - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
****ing even. - by Block27 - 05/15/2016 06:53PM
Blimey is NTY buying you dinner tonight ? - by The General - 05/15/2016 06:48PM
is there enough for two in that speedball syringe hanging out your arm there mate - if so pass it over. nt - by GuinnessJoe - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
You could tell we were done after Chelsea. We need to get over our arsenal obsession they have more problems than us and winger will think they have had a good season finishing second in a league they should have romped - by jimmy hotspur - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
Shut up James you pathetic cuckolded **** - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:55PM
Im sorry?? Arsenal have more problems than us?? - by Carlos Kickaball thinks they only need 2 or 3 players to challenge next year - 05/15/2016 06:51PM
Is that a whole brain bump or saircasm or do you actually believe what you've just said there? - by FrankW - 05/15/2016 06:44PM
I really do hope that we will fill our lovely new stadium on a regular basis, Levy may have to do a Wet Spam and reduce ticket prices if he wants it full every game. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:35PM
he would rather it stood empty than reduce prices - with the TV money it probably won't even make much difference if its full or not - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 06:38PM
****ing spurs fans - by sammyj - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
Irregardless Glassy? - by Tone - 05/15/2016 06:30PM
Irregardless is a word commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795.[1] Most dictionaries list it as nonstandard or incorrect usage, and recommend that "regardless" should be used instead. - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
You should see his maths - by Dack it's what he does for a living - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
We lost 5-1 to Newcastle guys - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:25PM
Relegated team does double over Spurs - by Carlos Kickaball could not make it up - 05/15/2016 06:37PM
The good news is that we can't lose next week. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 06:27PM
haha - by Bongoman - 05/15/2016 06:34PM
Please just die. - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
10 men relegated Newcastle. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:27PM
as soon as they went down to 10 men our fate was sealed - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 06:32PM

[holywood gunner]

Nvere expected anything from todays game, relegated teams almost always batter the opposition in their first game after going down. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:22PM
Norwich lost 3-0 and Villa lost their 1st game after relegation, so you're taking ****. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:25PM
Check your stats fella, it often happens, pressure is off - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:28PM
Tell me your stats then Dave, as evidence this season shows that you're talking ****. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:29PM
Are you the famous jazz artist from the States, haven't come across you before fella. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:33PM
No stats to back up your post then Dave? Just as I thought. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:36PM
I realise that you are upset Thelonius, just calm down fella, save yourself for the gooners in the office tomorrow morning! - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:38PM
I run my own business Dave, no gooners. Now where are these stats you talked about? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
Looking forward to a hell of a week from you son - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:26PM
I'm not Dack. I would be proper mental if so was Dack and used 1 account to stand up for Glassy and another to slag him off. Proper mental. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:30PM
Righto - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
Yes "righto" nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
We're proper mental mate, you and me, proper mental. nt. - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:37PM
Send me another email, mate. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:37PM
Let's go ****ing mental, let's go ****ing mental, la la la,la la la. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:39PM
No problem with your act on here but sticking up for that dickhead Glassy is unforgivable. Show your workings. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
Cornbeef hash for tea tonight, I'll save you a plate Dave. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:42PM
Sweet. Dollop of English mustard. Yu. Lovely. Ta. - by Dack pink n juicy pink n juicy - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
Shanghai can have whatever you don't finish, as always. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:50PM
You must be a helluva oddball for sticking up for Glassy. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
We're all oddballs, some accept it, some embrace it, some deny it. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:55PM
Pot and kettle. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:54PM
Plenty on here think he's a dickhead. Not many think he's ok. He's a prat. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:55PM
Just the 1 string to your bow then. Sad how the mighty have fallen. Must be be time to pass the mantle on to a younger man? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:59PM
While he's still here so will I be - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:06PM
Whatever gets through those lonely night mates. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:09PM
When this login gets banned like the other one, will you come back again? - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:13PM
What sort of person would have multiple accounts on a messageboard? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:19PM
You! nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:21PM
Us! nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:22PM
Woohoo! nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:23PM
How are Bestofthebest and WHLJon? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
And you had Cabcask Kid as well. Where's he? nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:31PM
Off somewhere nice with Dolenz and Tricky Ricky. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:33PM
That's it! Tricky Ricky. I forgot who you were before. Before that was Spastic Weirdo Trying To Stir Up **** - by Dack salutes Steve - 05/15/2016 07:34PM
Tricky Ricky had the same IP addresses as you according to Orange and Steve. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:36PM
No you didn't. I've never used a proxy for Dack accounts so I'm not sure how they came up with that. Are you boring DaveB? - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:42PM
That's what they said, you forgot to switch on the proxy for Tricky Ricky for a couple of posts. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
I don't know what you did, Tricky nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:56PM
I did whatever you did Tricky. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 08:01PM
More of this please>>> - by Dack - 05/15/2016 08:08PM
While he's still here so will I. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:06PM
No other team would manage to **** it up how we have. Absolutely destroyed any feeling of achievement in 4 games. ****ing stems from the top down. Always trying to get by. We nearly managed it this year because the rest were ****e. We will struggle for top 8 next year. There is no way these last few results especially today don't havens massive bearing on next year. We've gone lads I honestly thought it'd be different but the same old inadequacy has returned. No plan B when others take the initiative and no fight. What the **** is the point of even being in the CL ? We won't win it. We chucked the cups and we've managed to out Spurs anything I've ever imagined. I actually love and hate the ****s in equal measure - by CockneySpur - 05/15/2016 06:09PM
Come on, today has actually been rather funny - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:16PM
How on Earth are you going to react if something bad actually happens? - by JonnieB will expect to see you on the news imolating outside the stadium - 05/15/2016 06:13PM
In football terms, this is pretty ****ing miserable. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:23PM
so Poch met with Fergie to ask how he lost 5-1 to Newcastle? NT - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 06:01PM
Ha - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:07PM
Clownshoe ****s and clown manager. At least we won't have maths whizz Glassy telling us all how he is the best manager in the league anymore. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:53PM
Don't count on that - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 05:58PM
Blimey, Kane's the first English player to win the Golden Boot since Kevin Phillips in 2000 - by JonnieB ****ing hates him of course, and the team, and that Fat Georgie Cornell he hangs around with - 05/15/2016 05:50PM
Game of the day finally - only @ THFC - Unreal - That gap hey Buchler you muppet - I make no further comment . - by The General - 05/15/2016 05:36PM
They just ran out of steam. The forst half of the Chelsea game was played on adrenaline, but apart form that for the last month they have just not had it in them physically. And because of that their heads were not right either. Alderwaild has played a ridiculous number of minutes for us this season, ditto Dier, ditto Kane (who had done it the seaosn before too). They tried but the gas had gone. That's the truth of it. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 05:30PM
How many times you going to make the same ****ing post today? NT - by MisterT 3 and counting - 05/15/2016 05:42PM
Until I run out of steam - by MFV - 05/15/2016 06:05PM
The squad is too small, and the backup players are too far away from the first team players. - by Dan LEVY OUT - 05/15/2016 05:36PM
*******s. The manager isnt good enough, no plan b, ****ed up those key games 2 years in a row, cant motivate a team second in the league to beat 10 men relegated Newcastle. Fk him fk Spurs - by Carlos Kickaball and **** you - 05/15/2016 05:46PM
They are an embarassing collection of loser ****s - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:48PM
Two points from the last 12, the club is cursed, cancerous ****-****...shame that suspect package wasn't planted under our team coach - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:19PM
all comes down from the chairman i'm afraid - the club exists to make him & enic rich, football success is not & never will be on his radar - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 05:29PM
We were playing a relegated side and only need a point. Our chairman is indeed a **** but I'm not blaming him for this one - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 05:31PM
he infests the entire club though. his revolting (hi nty) attitude to everything permeates literally everything to do with thfc. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 05:32PM
I simply cannot understand anyone who supports him, if you love spurs you dislike Levy; every single thing he does is to maximise the value of the club & his payoff - all at the expense of the football team - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 05:39PM
nty does because it's part of his act on here and they are related. hazard is mentally ill. simb is a fairly small sample set of the spurs support as a whole though, who are, in the main, brainless ****ing ****s who just go to get out of the house and don't think about anything other than which brand of rustlers microwave food they will have for their 'tea' when they get in. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 05:43PM
Poor Mil. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:58PM
He does a lot of good for the club regardless of his motives. It would just be nice if he prioritised the actually playing side occasionally. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:42PM
he does a lot of good for himself, if the football team benefits too its a happy accident - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 05:48PM
Agreed, i met a member of hid family last week, they hate him...he is a terrible **** - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:35PM
Barrington or General? - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 05:48PM
Haha nt - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 05:58PM
haha, who?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 05:39PM
A cousin, most of them hate him, he's a vile, powerhugry arsehole according to him - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:46PM
He's probably lured them into investing all their savings in some Ponzi scheme to kickstart ENIC(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 06:03PM
We've the new fans couldn't-give-a-hoot telling us we should be thankful for winning **** all yet again. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:28PM
Bottle and brick the ****ing coach - by Penge - 05/15/2016 05:19PM

[holywood gunner]

Congrats to Kane winning the goal scoring title...but today he was almost non-existent, and not having a striker to get on instead of him is criminal.(nt - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 05:18PM
That's the point, if he doesnt perform then neither do we. We were lucky he stayed fit all season. Had he got injured we'd have finished mid table at best. That the club gambled on 1 striker all season is beyond shambolic. That Poch said he didnt need another striker is a huge worry going forward. I'm woth Bal, clown's **** - by Carlos Kickaball - 05/15/2016 05:39PM
Kane plays every game to maximise his value for when he's sold - by c-spur would rather more than one striker & perhaps a trophy than kanes golden boot - 05/15/2016 05:32PM
Aguero or Sanchez would of ended up with 35+ goals in outlr team - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:20PM
What must all our history be defined by what we have done in the Premier League era? - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
It isn't. - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 05:18PM
New fans like Glassy. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:17PM
10 point win for Leicester in the end - 5th highest margin of the PL era - by gdp - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
Fair play to them(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
Did Liverpool lose 5-1 in the last game of the season after they nearly won the league? Are we becoming Liverpool? - by JonnieB - 05/15/2016 05:10PM
No, they still win trophies. NT - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 05:14PM
simb is certainly turning into ****ing RAWK that's for sure. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 05:11PM
Nah, you're all just grumpy *******s - by JonnieB is now looking forward to the Euros, the whole summer in Austria and then back for more joy - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
You constatntly prove that you really don't give a flying fig about football. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:16PM
I do care a lot about it, but I am also capable of some manner of perspective. It's the kind of wisdom that comes with age, when you're not longer '33' you too may be able to deal with these setbacks - by JonnieB - 05/15/2016 05:19PM
It's the speediness with which you are quite able to brush off another defeat. I swear to God we could lose the CL final against Arsenal with a last minute og and 5 minutes later you'd be posting "Ho hum. I have some weeds to dig up. Never mind eh". - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:27PM
I'll let you into a little secret here.......not everything I post on here is entirely representative of my true feelings.....sometimes I'm a little upset, however, I do feel some compunction to defend the football team we are supposed to ****ing support from some of the ridiculous ****tery that's posted on here when absolutely everything doesn't go the way we want - by JonnieB - 05/15/2016 05:38PM
Haha - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 05:24PM
No back bone when it really matters, that is what are. - by GILLY - 05/15/2016 05:08PM
Oh now you come back - thought you might have got a tip off about Old Trafford - by gdp - 05/15/2016 05:09PM
We needed 1 point from our two last games, home against Southampton and away to relegated 10-man Newcastle...utterly pathetic end to an otherwise enjoyable season(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 05:04PM
**** start, **** end and some nice bits in the middle. We've done ok overall given the self-imposed constraints but I can't say I'm going to look back with much fondness. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:06PM
Oh no, some Welsh **** who has never been to a game and only supports us because of Chris Gunter is disappointed. Oh no. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:09PM
Could I ask you what your problem is? - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:12PM
You. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:16PM
He's dack - by Dan - 05/15/2016 05:16PM
Yes Dan, I'm Dack, that's why we argued below, you double-digit IQ cousin ****ing odd ball. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:23PM
Haha blimey - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 05:25PM
Thicking **** he is. I don't know how you put up with them NT - by Dack Team Glassy - 05/15/2016 05:30PM
In English please. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:34PM
Then I feel honoured. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:17PM
Imagine if we had a manager who could've got us 72 pts. NT - by MisterT Hi Gerry - 05/15/2016 05:09PM
Haha, I read today that Martinez got Everton 73 points in his first season there. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
You read wrong then as Everyon have never got 73 points in the premier league. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:20PM
My apologies, it was 72. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:24PM
shows how relevant point total comparisons are in different season then. - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:26PM
Or 3rd place in the Russian league. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:10PM
Already won the title there last season, and the cup this season. Useless ****. NT - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 05:12PM
But failed massively this season when he had to do more than just buy the best foreign players. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:17PM
Yep. A trophy both seasons he's managed them, definitely don't want that kind of failure at Spurs given the current era of glory. NT - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 05:20PM
I liked AVB, but it was clear with the the Liverpool and Man City results that he'd lost the players couple with the fact that he'd lost the medical team following Loris' injury. He has found his level in secondary leagues. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:28PM
In this season? Can't think of one we've had - by gdp - 05/15/2016 05:10PM
Highest ever Premier League finish, best league placement in a generation, best goal difference in the league. It's all a bit **** really. - by 2K1T pissed off that we threw away second. - 05/15/2016 04:56PM
Biggest bunch of ****s since the now exinct **** tree grew bunches of ****s - by Penge - 05/15/2016 05:06PM
Hahah - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:15PM
It's been a **** month. Implosion. - by Dan - 05/15/2016 05:02PM

[holywood gunner]

quick cut and paste, hope its readable :0

[holywood gunner]

Good lord. That's quite the end to the season - by JonnieB still fine with the overall thing - 05/15/2016 04:46PM
Honestly Jonnie? We've been simply terrible since the Chelsea game. We've put it in for 90% of the season but switched off when we really could have made it so so special. Only Spurs could give us Champions League but make it feel like a cup final defeat to Dagenham & Redbridge - by Horsham Spur - 05/15/2016 04:53PM
Only if you let it. We went all out for the title, ****ed it and collapsed. It's not a massive shock - by JonnieB isn't massively shocked - 05/15/2016 04:55PM
Really? the fact we have contrived to let those ****s overtake us on the last day doesn't even slightly take the shine off this season? - by JR - 05/15/2016 04:50PM
Well, it does a bit, but we still finished third and had a tilt at the title. It's hardly the Ragnorak that was being predicted at the start. I don't really have any contact with Arsenal fans, so it makes little difference to me. Though, it wouldn't anyway, as I'm not six and don't care about cracking 'bantz' from other supporters - by JonnieB just likes Spurs really - 05/15/2016 04:52PM
Yep, this result just doesn't do the overall season justice but it'll be what everyone talks about shame, it's been a very positive season. - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 04:48PM
It's the last month. That's the problem. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:49PM
A huge job now for Levy and Pochettino. We end the season battered, broken, knackered and utterly humiliated. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:46PM
.. and third. - by somerset - 05/15/2016 04:49PM
Yep and we all feel utterly **** about it. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:50PM
..and broken, disheveled, gored, haunted and cowed. - by somerset doesn't feel to bad apart from that. - 05/15/2016 04:56PM
The worst Spursy ever. My ****ing Lord. Utterly disgraceful. - by crowny - 05/15/2016 04:45PM
My only positive it that Rumbles is there - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:45PM
Haha(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:48PM
Haha - by RJM - 05/15/2016 04:47PM
Well there is one tiny glimmer of silver lining. I was right about him all along - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
Nothing's changed. We have a clown's **** managing us and the worst chairman in football history bathing in money. - by Balham saying for the last time this season send ****ING INFRASTRUCTURE on - 05/15/2016 04:47PM
I hope Wayne Lineker rapes all our players. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
Ha ha. - by Harry Monk - 05/15/2016 05:00PM
Unreal - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
nothing surprises me with spurs anymore - by Dafyd Ginola - 05/15/2016 04:45PM
Jesus ****ing Christ - new levels of Spursy - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
hahaha 5 **** off spurs - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
Toby caught sleeping again(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
5 now .. good old spurs - by Dafyd Ginola - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
Making the Arsenal party even more enjpyable. Bless the Spurs - by Ikie-Mo - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
Oh my! - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
Sen****ingsational ****ing season. You ****ing ****S. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
4-1, **** off you utter ****ing ****s. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
Did anyone seriously think we wouldn't **** it up? - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
this is some sort of ****ing joke. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
hahahahaha(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
ha how embarrassing 4 - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:42PM
We are being totally dominated although there's only one man at Spurs responsible for our players being on the floor and it really isn't Pochettino. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
why isn't it him in part mate? he said many times he was happy with the squad. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:42PM

[holywood gunner]

Can't even take a corner properly now. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
Poch doesn't really know how to play against 10 men does he, Arse home we held on. Newc all over us here. ****ing poor - by crowny - 05/15/2016 04:40PM
It could've easily been 5-1 to them(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
It is. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:47PM
Hahahahah just sit there and think about it. We have absolutely ****ed it. Hahahahahahah. And its arsenal of all teams, hahahahahah - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:40PM
And we've just offered the architect of the most pathetic finish to a season a long deal - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:42PM
Why the **** start with Davies? He's an ok defender nothing more. We need our best players on the pitch from the start, especially with both Alli and Dembele unavailable(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:40PM
I will take this opportunity to remind everyone that we took this abject **** and the also terrible Vorm from swansea and gave them the excellent siggurdsson and money in exchange. let that sink in. - by Balham sad tromboning yet again - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
I blame Garland Greene. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:42PM
Cheers, I'm already suicidal enough, mate(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:42PM
Very strange. He's awful. - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
Spurs players should really be forking out for the fans who've gone up there todays tickets and travel after this utter ****ing ****e. nt - by GuinnessJoe - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
They should pay every one of us who has to go to work in London tomorrow some compensation too. They are an absolute shower of pathetic useless embarassing ****s. - by RJM - 05/15/2016 04:39PM
Conceding 3 goals there, what the **** has happened to us since Stoke?! This is a collapse that makes the Redknapp ones look like a small blip. Dicks. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
3 nil - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
Sack everyone(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
Villa unsurprisingly two down - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
2 nil scum - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
Good old Spurs. Haven't finished this high for more than 20 years and we still end the season feeling ****. What a ****ing club. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
Arsenal 2 up. **** Spurs in the ear - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
i know this is against the grain of most spurs fans but I don't care about 2nd or 3rd, or finishing a place above arsenal. I just want us to win a proper cup. - by Dafyd Ginola - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
The Balance sheet Cup has our name on it, as usual(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:38PM
i will care for about 5 minutes but thats all - ive wasted far too much energy on this **** club over the past 35-odd years - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
1-3 against alreadly relegated, 10-men Newcastle..We don't deserve 2nd place(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:35PM
It matters not a jot whether he dived or not, the fact we couldn't keep enough possession against 10 men relegated Newcastle to stop them getting in to that position with us 2-1 down and needing a draw means we deserve everything we get. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:34PM
absolutely correct. the dive will be mentioned repeatedly after this game and tomorrow to try and deflect from the team's failings. - by Balham will not be having it - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
It all stems from not letting Alli go to the PFA awards. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
Completely agree(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:35PM
#cursedclub - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:33PM
Annoyed at myself for switching back on for 3 minutes or so. - by RJM - 05/15/2016 04:33PM
Pathetic bunch of bottling ****s(nt) - by Yourconscience fuming - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
Take off our right back. Immediately they break down the right. Goal. Great substitution - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
Poch is really just a **** version of Martin Jol - by Dan - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
melt melt melt - by Dan - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
The **** dived. **** **** **** - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
Haha brilliant - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:31PM
that's that - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:31PM
FFS!(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:30PM
Horrible dive, i thought he was booking him for diving!! - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
It was..but we never should've let ourselves into that situation for starters(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
ridiculous - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:30PM
Hahaha, we're so **** - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:30PM
Chadli on for Walker(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:29PM
****ing get on it now, YOU SPURS - by Dan - 05/15/2016 04:26PM
Come on come on come on come on - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:26PM
Newcastle down to 10 men. These ****s are going to make me watch the whole game - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:25PM
I'm sat with 4 gooners :-/ - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:26PM

[holywood gunner]

Mittovic sent off - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:25PM
horrible challenge - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:26PM
**** shot. - by RickyV - 05/15/2016 04:25PM
Here we ****ing go! - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:20PM
Hope.. not good for our health(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:21PM
Come on you ****s. one more - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:19PM
Don't do it to yourself - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 04:20PM
what are they like barry - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:21PM
Same as the last 40 years I've been going - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 04:22PM
Lamela! c'mon ffs!!(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:19PM
Lamela2-1 - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:19PM
I take it a last minute Villa equaliser is too much to ask for?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:17PM
they will have a perfectly good goal disallowed and then arsenal will score, probably via a penalty, in the last few minutes. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:18PM
Finish top 3 and still get ****ed, could only happen to us. - by BBB - 05/15/2016 04:14PM
I dont think we'll ever finish above Arsenal or win another trophy whilst Levy remains s chairman - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:18PM
If we **** this up I'm going to ****ing run amok on here tomorrow. ****s, you know who you are. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:13PM
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:13PM
Hahaha SCARY - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 04:15PM
Oh unblocked now am I?? YOU ****ING NEW FAN THICK ****. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:18PM
Coming from the bloke who went to 1 game all season and talked about it for a fortnight. mt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:22PM
One more game then your spastic mate has in 5 years and I don't even live in the country. ****. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:24PM
Melt. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:28PM
Calm down Dack it's not good for your heart. hashtagOHHELLOTHERE nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:26PM
hahaha - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:31PM
haha - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:28PM
maybe the pitiful end to the season will show levy he needsto - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:07PM
jump in front of a victoria line tube. - by RJM finishing that off for you - 05/15/2016 04:08PM
needs to spend - by c-spur hahahahaha - 05/15/2016 04:08PM
haha tom carroll to save the day - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:03PM
Poch clearly has given up already as well(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:06PM
****ing hell. Tom Carroll to the rescue. - by Horsham Spur - 05/15/2016 04:03PM
Why the **** is Rose on the bench still?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:05PM
haha & Onamah - by c-spur is used to the humiliation - 05/15/2016 04:04PM
The worst footballer to play for this ******** club in the last 20 years - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:04PM
Onomah for Son too. - by Harry Monk - 05/15/2016 04:04PM
Still it's good to be able to see a manager that can get his players up for a game even though they've already been relegated and have nothing to play for. I wonder if he wants a job at Spurs - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 03:57PM
third is 'sensational' - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:11PM
He can **** off to Man Utd now if he likes. Clearly where he will eventually end up. Give this champions league spot to a manager who gets what its about, rather than publically saying he doesn't mind about Arsenal. Stupid ****. - by RJM - 05/15/2016 04:02PM
Great, exciting season, talk of another job comes along, catastrophic late season collapse, finish below Arsenal - by Dougal - vaguely remembers another manager getting the sack for that - 05/15/2016 04:03PM
haha - by Balham doesn't see the fuss about him in the slightest - 05/15/2016 04:02PM
Really looking forward to work tomorrow right now. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 03:55PM
on the flip side simb will be ****ing outstanding - by Balham - 05/15/2016 03:56PM
I'm ready to skewer the next person to tell me how brilliant Pochettino is - by Dougal - is about to list his failures this season in full - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
We've failed to win any game with anything riding on it is basically the problem. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 04:09PM
Such as? Surely Man Utd had something on it, as did Stoke and Fiorentina. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:12PM
Didn't we do this the other day? We blew the chances we had to go above Leicester, thew the Dortmund tie and have let Arsenal overtake us. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 04:14PM
So only 4 games have mattered all season? - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:15PM
Not the manager's fault though. It's not his job to motivate the players - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:09PM
but the players shake each others hands? - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:03PM
There...will...be...blood(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
Haha, good point. I promise not to mention AVB. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
Which is the main thing - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
Poch basically needs to run amock in the dressing room. This bunch of ****ers on the pitch need get their finger out a show that they actually give a ****... *knows that they dont either way - by tallaghtspur - 05/15/2016 03:52PM
I think all this started as a result of 9 yellows against Chelsea and the vilification we got in the press. We looked scared to tackle last week and again today. - by HendrixNY - 05/15/2016 03:59PM
We collapsed weeks ago ama he did nothing. I think he might have left it a bit late - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 03:54PM
We'll never finish above Arsenal again will we? - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 03:51PM
Luckily I had a clause written into my bet with a Gooner fan over here which team would finish ahead of the other..We're going to decide it over a round of golf(nt) - by Yourconscience unfortunately **** at golf too - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
We should have known this would happen. As soon as we drew at Chelsea the players were ****ed mentally and physically. They have worked so hard in all games this season up to that point and just look out on their feet now. Poor Ryan Mason, it's not really his fault but we are carrying him at the moment. You could almost blame Dembele for his stupidity at Stamford Bridge. - by Horsham Spur - 05/15/2016 03:55PM
Tottenham have young players, they have an outstanding manager, if they buy well in the summer then they will do well next year ... says Martin Keown - by gdp - 05/15/2016 03:53PM
I suspect the truth sits somewhere between the doom and gloom and the happy clappers, we're clearly miles better than this but those who make us league favourites next season probably want their heads examining. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 03:55PM
Has anyone been that daft? - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
Not seen anyone do that - by gdp - 05/15/2016 03:56PM
We needed one point from the last 2 games. They can all **** off. Don't ****ing tell us what a great season we've had after the game please, and yes that includes you Harry. You've ****ed up a simple task and you deserve to have backs turned on you, you stupid believeyourownhype ****ing idiots - by crowny - 05/15/2016 03:51PM
Imagine having paid for that VIP trip up there to watch this shower of utter ****.(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 03:48PM
Luckily my trip is a freebie, nice meal before then a 6 hour journey ack home to contemplate how **** we are and what a **** i am. - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 03:53PM
To be fair, you'd have been very, very stupid to have done that. It was pretty obvious after the WBA fiasco that we were wiped out and would struggle to draw any more games, let alone win any. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 03:50PM
this - by Horsham Spur - 05/15/2016 03:56PM
those that did should be proud of the fact they have paid for the levy family's seats to be recovered over the summer in goat hide. - by Balham ****ing despises this **** club at times - 05/15/2016 03:50PM
What an utterly **** month it has been. Levy did not spend, Poch has clearly taken his eye off the ball, but let's not forget that Alli and Dembele have really cost us too. They were ****ing stupid and we have paid a very big price. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 03:47PM
Err yeah - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 03:50PM
#sensational season regardless of the result today & where we finish - by c-spur sending some frantic spinning being prepared - 05/15/2016 03:46PM
I said it 4 weeks ago when everyone was telling Nick to give his gooner brother in law ****. We never fail to make ourselves look like utter ****ing ****s, we will literally never hear the end of this. 45 minutes to sort it the **** out. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 03:46PM
Give **** while the sun shines - by gdp - 05/15/2016 03:47PM
Finishing 3rd in a 2 horse race is very Spursy. - by Harry Monk - 05/15/2016 03:45PM
Was that our first shot on goal after 45 minutes?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 03:45PM
Mister T is going to be all over our points total - by gdp - 05/15/2016 03:44PM
Has he actually signed the contract yet? - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 03:42PM
Its Saint Totteringhams day. - by GILLY - 05/15/2016 03:42PM
This is the kind of situation where you don't want to be stuck with only one striker in the squad. - by Dan - 05/15/2016 03:41PM
We could have 100 strikers. The same thing world have happened. It's a **** club - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 03:42PM
Haha, this is something else - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 03:44PM
a **** chairman. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 03:43PM
I love this team but this has been a ****ing disgrace. Worst performance of the season. Useless - by HAZARD - 05/15/2016 03:41PM
can't believe it's going to unravel on the final day. this club never runs out of ways to ****ing embarrass us. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 03:41PM
we are the gift that keeps giving. its no wonder Arsenal fans find us a joke. Even after 40 years of support this club still finds new ways to **** the fans - by Ikie-Mo - 05/15/2016 03:44PM
yep, this - so predictable - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 03:43PM
Well **** this, see you all next season. - by LoughtonSpur - 05/15/2016 03:41PM

[holywood gunner]

thats yer lot lol

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Thanks for that, mate.

Much appreciated.



God, after the disaster of this season, who could have imagined that we'd celebrate St Totts Day on the last day of the season in such ****ing style.