Would love to help you, reg, but....
The thing is non compos, I'm afraid
"A football team is a number 9 and ten other players." - redgunamo.
Would love to help you, reg, but....
I can imagine the conversation went something like
Doc: Ah...Chris old boy..I trust I'll be re-instated to my old rank on new'imb?
Chris+: Err...thing is Headchops....you ain't never there
Doc: Wujja mean?
Chris+: You rock up once every three months, ban someone and **** off again.
Doc: I promise when new'imb is released I'll lurk non stop
Chris+: Well we'll see....and never ban Herbie again d'ya hear. awimb cannot survive without his wit and erudition.