I fell asleep a couple of sentences in
week imo. f**k the rise of ISIS, if I have to watch Teletubbies for one more minute, I'm going to start beheading people.
I fell asleep a couple of sentences in
days together but they count as double, so if you take 20 days together it takes off 40 from each of your individual allowances. Bunch of c**ts.
Lots of other ****e too. I'm already sick of it tbh.
is worth ending up looking like one of those poor, tragic, dickless f**kers. Before you know what's happened you'll have bitch tits, a straggly beard and be wearing an ensemble of t-shirt covered in milky sick stains, trousers with an elasticated waist and lots of pockets full of baby wipes, etc, socks and sandals.
You will basically be f**ked as a man, in other words. Is that what you want?
f**kssake, I just took holiday. It's not like you're going to be taking an actual holiday in the first year of having a kid anyway, so you might as well.
this living nightmare.