He wouldn't allow pot pouri.*
* NI accent required for this quite pathetic punchline.
them. I was waiting for a punchline.
Apart from Homer, Euridyclis etc Morrissey turned up recently
I accidentally typed moight there - was almost tempted to leave, so I was
That's me marriage f**ked
I just laugh. I haven't the heart to say 'yes'.
Getting old is realising the mother was actually really quite attractive