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What you want is for the transportation to be done as cheaply as possible so they can still make a profit out of your 20p. It's sure to end well.
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Or, indeed, eat one prepared by a competent seafood chef?
I may once in my life may have attempted to make a pot noodle sandwich.
But probably more gay.
I ended up pushing him back in when he tried to crawl out.
I confess that I always find warm water lobster slightly disappointing. It lacks the chewy quality of north Atlantic lobster.