1. A 'toastie' (do you mean a toasted sandwich? Are you talking to a baby? Do you also say 'roasties' and 'veggies'?) is not dinner.
2. Brinjal pickle? Is this some foreign muck? What is a brinjal?
(Sorry, I'm in a dreadful mood this morning i. Absolutely dreadful.)
1. would you rather a say Cheese Melt?
2. Aubergine pickle [see below]
3. Fúck off
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”