Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
That's why your tattoo shop failed, though, b
And another thing, la. This tattoo nonsense is going to completely ruin one's latter years. As you know, one of the few pleasures that remains to us as we age is ogling young women. But already I'm noticing that no sooner have I clapped eyes on some shapely young thing than I see that she's got some hideous scrawlings on her - thus completely ruining one's enjoyment.

Damned selfish I call it!