Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
had my father or mother been churchgoing types and a range of other somewhat unlikely events taken place,

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Au contraire my dear Berni, I'd say the vile pederast was practically breathing down your neck while lasciviously lubing his foul member. I think you have been subliminally traumatised and really ought to sue The RC Don't mention the wánking shed in court though b. Counsel for the nonce will try and spin that up to make you look like the deviant.