Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
You almost sound envious.
I lost sympathy when I got to the bit when they complain that they had to wipe his arse three times.

If you've agreed - however reluctantly - to wipe someone's arse, you can't then quibble about the number of wipes required. You wipe till there's no more shiiite, surely? And that's hardly the fault of the sh*tter.