I don't feel I ask for much in life, but it would be *quite* nice if Spurs stopped

[Burney]

Perhaps one should behave in the approived manner for stepping back from the urinal: a postern blast and a rousing cry of 'Better out than in!'

To be honest, the whole thing sounds awful. I can’t really understand why anyone would put themselves through such a thing for the sake of an orgasm.
But there we are. Takes all sorts, I suppose.