The bloke with Neymar was apparently called Fabinho. I've never heard of the chap. Most of them came and sat around in the bar afterwards. None had a drink. And why do footballers always wear flip flops? Pikey fúckers.

Neymar played 6 minutes, completed his contractural obligation, and 'limped' off. Some people tried to start a Mexican wave. It was that sort of event.

12 pints of Guinness and a KFC on a retail park ion Milton Keynes. What a night!