Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
What are you trying to tell me about my wife?

If I can smell again I might be able to taste better. Perhaps I can reduce my salt intake from its current 500g a day.
I'm saying that she is a delightful lady of many gifts, which means everyone is happy to ignore the smell.

Surely salt has nothing to do with the olfactory sense, though? That's purely a tongue thing.