Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
That reminds me of a tweet I saw recently. A chap saying, "I'm upstairs watching porn. My wife and mother-in-law are downstairs listening to it."

I heard a terrible story of a chap having been using his Bluetooth speakers downstairs, turning off what he was listening to and at some point sneaking upstairs for a crafty wànk.
No sound was coming through, but he carried on regardless, only for his wife to burst in on him furious and saying that whatever filth it was he’d been pleasuring himself to had been echoing around downstairs for the edification of his wife and three children.

Technology has its pitfalls