MK Dons stadium is usually a lovely, friendly, cosy place to sit amongst a couple of thousand like-minded individuals and enjoy a game of football.

Like night it was completely Tottnem branded and filled with 24,000 of the bástards. Amusingly, they were completely outsung by 4,000 Watford fans.

I didn't see the game because I was battered in the hospitality area.

The Marco Pierre White branded steak house in the stadium served a very respectable ribeye and bearnaise.

Now I can't see very well and waves of nausea keep washing over me.