Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
As you will have picked up I have an innate almost uncontrollable sense of adventure coupled with a love of danger. Sometimes it lets me down such as this lunchtime. Whilst the sandwich was nice the mess I made was embarrassing.

The entire experience was worth it all the same as two young chicks sat down beside me and I had the joyous pleasure of overhearing one tell the other how her friend appeared to be growing since giving up the cigarettes. A reverse twist on the smoking stunts your growth tale.

Genuine. Two adults. Probably working so being paid.

No idea how I didn’t lean over and tell her to shut the fúck up or at very least throw hot sauce in her eyes.
"Young chicks"? Good grief.

Although it does sound like they deserve to have had an egg slicer pushed onto their noses..