Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
beef through one of those hand operated mincers. I get value mince from ASDA so I know it contains the cow's very arsehole.

Are you on first name terms with your butcher c or do you bark his surname when you order your meats to remind him of his place?
I am on first name terms with my butcher h. Who isn't, in the name of God? Also my fishmonger, vintner, hairdresser and tailor. These are the important people in one's life.