Originally Posted by Burney I remember him urinating on a club bouncer from on top of a roof. Is that what one does when depressed? To be honest, judging by his intake at the beer festival that followed the game, he wasn't so much depressed as a raging píss artist. Nowadays, you're allowed to do anything you want, I think, if you claim you're depressed.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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