Right, that's it. That prick Kroenke has finally dragged our name into the gutter.

[Sir C]

Oh, no. I'm talking about your modern breed of billionaire types. They're usually oil tycoons, sheiks, despots or - worst of all - American and therefore we must assume evil.

Saw Dunkirk yesterday. Really awfully good. Although there was one point at which a chap appeared to shoot down a Stuka while he had no fuel, but I might have been confused.

I am contemplating going to the cinema in order to have the big screen experience. I'm quite excited about having such an adventure (a one-off of course).

I should say that a gliding Spitfire would be well capable of shooting down a Stuka. Best glide speed on a Spitfire is going to be about 120 kts, I'd say, which is probably about the speed at which a Stuka would be waddling around.