If one had a yearning for a lunch of toast and Marmite*, how many slices would it be

[Pat Vegas]

reasonable to consume?

*Possibly with tea. You know when you scrape the roof of your mouth to bits with the toast and the Marmite gets in and stings, and then the hot tea soothes it? Just so.

Asking for a friend.

I once had this urge and had half a loaf of bread.

They say either you love it or hate it. But this doesn't apply to me. Sometimes I think it's great and sometimes I don't like it.