I'm a master of the fine arts and hence utterly economically illiterate as my latest bank statement will confirm.
It's a bit of a cow point, though, isn't it? We always hear about how Alexis is so incredibly ambitious, a pwopah winner and all that, so surely he won't want to stick around at our **** club.
If we pay him £400k a week, Ozil's going to want the same, then everyone else is going to wonder why they're earning fúcker and pence. We don't have an unlimited budget.