'kin ell, the hot Aussie chick who gor deaded in London bridge had tickets to the

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It's remarkable that you can throw a Frog in the Thames on Saturday and only find him the following Wednesday. Who'd have thought the Thames had so many nooks and crannies?

I wonder if he floated to the top like a dead goldfish or sank to the bottom like a bad egg