It's unnatural. Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, and so on.
They were already allowed to engage in a legal partnership. Giving sodomites equal rights with normal people will do nothing less than encourage our children to engage in these bestial acts.
When Russian tanks are disembarking at Dover and our brave soldiers are all busy sucking each others dicks, we'll realise our mistake.
That's the point; there *aren't* any children. Anyway, not enough. And if there's not going to be any kids, what difference does it make if your wife (or husband, I suppose) is a man or a woman or even your pet baboon.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."