the spin machine trying to paint a picture of players and a coach so passionate about the shirt, so wounded with self directed anger and disappointment that they launched into some kind of cathartic punch-up and we'll as say "see - they care man - they really care!"

The little *****s were on their iPhones, ignoring each other as usual and talking to their agents and social feed writers.

"I'm bold, I'm bald
I'm Stevie Bould!" he bawled