Did he shout Allahu akbar, or did the Muslim who reported it make it up, one wonders.

Machete man; there seems to be little reported about him, perhaps because he only chopped up one pregnant lady.

And the chap who blew himself up, you know, because he had a bomb in his rucksack; the German police are saying that they don't know whether he meant to harm anyone else.

Have we all gone a bit... silly?