Only 4 cardinal points, to be ecclesiastically picky about it. A compass can theoretically have any number of points within the range n^2, as I'm sure the Stokies would be quick to point out.
Point. Ha ha.
I'm sure Stokies are ok outside of the Barad-dûr Bowl, or whatever it's called now. I worked on some industrial chimney design software for a company in Stoke. Long ago before Thatcher came and stole all the factories.
Shelley's Laserdome.
Went there two or three times in the 80/90s....
It was certainly an *ahem* interesting place
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”