and I find that someone has sent me a fax.
I wasn't sure the fax machine still worked. But there it is, sitting lookoing pleased with itself with some lunatic's communication issuing from its gob.
wd fax machine!
Fax machine? This is 2020, do you also have a time machine?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'