Barry Bueno would make an ideal Black Cab driver
He has the attributes
10 characters? Pile of cund.
His cab would be white
White Cab man
10 characters? Pile of cund.
It's a mug's game alright. Young men have been very poorly advised for ages. They need to be out in the sunshine and fresh air with their mates; hustling, hawking and making money. Not sat on their fannies all day, pushing buttons in white-collar cubicles, thinking about cock.
Disaster.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."