Oranges need to be cut up before half-time, surely. Perhaps that is one of his responsibilities if he starts from the bench?
It always struck me as a most inappropriate half time refreshment; a quarter of an orange and a cup of sweet milky tea? Bleeurgh. I suppose they drink water these days. Fancy dans and no mistake.
It always struck me as a most inappropriate half time refreshment; a quarter of an orange and a cup of sweet milky tea? Bleeurgh. I suppose they drink water these days. Fancy dans and no mistake.
I used to love the half-time oranges. Best part of the match, ISTR. Probably because the rest of the time my team were being beaten about 12-0.
I used to love the half-time oranges. Best part of the match, ISTR. Probably because the rest of the time my team were being beaten about 12-0.
I played with a lad for a while who used to enjoy a spliff at half time. It didn't particularly detract from his performance, either. He was shít in the first half as well.
I played with a lad for a while who used to enjoy a spliff at half time. It didn't particularly detract from his performance, either. He was shít in the first half as well.
I used to play with someone who was coked up every Sunday. He used to go flying into mad tackles and started brawls every single game. It was ace!