I am going to a concert this evening. I don't wish to get allaned so if you can give

[Pat Vegas]

me some more helpful tips than the Run hide tell *******s that would be highly appreciated.

at school they always told us not to run.
except in PE when they used to shout the opposite.

[Burney]

me some more helpful tips than the Run hide tell *******s that would be highly appreciated.

at school they always told us not to run.
except in PE when they used to shout the opposite.

Wear a metal gorget round your neck.

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[SWv2]

me some more helpful tips than the Run hide tell *******s that would be highly appreciated.

at school they always told us not to run.
except in PE when they used to shout the opposite.

Pray tell which music recital you are attending?

[Pat Vegas]

Pray tell which music recital you are attending?

Guns N Roses which will no doubt lead me to learning lots of slash riffs the next few days and purchasing a Slash like Les Paul.

[SWv2]

Guns N Roses which will no doubt lead me to learning lots of slash riffs the next few days and purchasing a Slash like Les Paul.

Oh good lord. I know a few lads who recently saw them in Slane and reported back that they were indeed magnificent. I saw footage of WTTJ and it was quite raucous.

I dread to think what one's desert boots would be like after the ordeal.

I purchased some Weller tickets just this morning for his Dublin dates. Oh yes.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

I'm going to a play where they have sold so few tickets they would probably welcome terrorists if they turned up in numbers.

[redgunamo]

I'm going to a play where they have sold so few tickets they would probably welcome terrorists if they turned up in numbers.

lol. Well played, M

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

me some more helpful tips than the Run hide tell *******s that would be highly appreciated.

at school they always told us not to run.
except in PE when they used to shout the opposite.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

me some more helpful tips than the Run hide tell *******s that would be highly appreciated.

at school they always told us not to run.
except in PE when they used to shout the opposite.

You will almost certainly be brutally Allaned Fash but cheer up, my Koran is a little rusty but I believe that, as a victim of an Allaning, you also get martyr status and the requisite thirty virgins upon whom you are free to sate your bestial lust.

I fear, however, as a converted infidel, they may be the toothless hags that the ISIS boys have eschewed