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Thread: Medicalwimb: I have a lump on my neck :-(

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    Medicalwimb: I have a lump on my neck :-(

    on the right side right in the middle.

    goodbye Awimb.
    I won't go to the doctor for a few weeks as I am not pissing about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    on the right side right in the middle.

    goodbye Awimb.
    I won't go to the doctor for a few weeks as I am not pissing about.
    Get yourself to the docs.

    Don't rely on our resident quack to give you some kind of webMD copy and paste
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    on the right side right in the middle.

    goodbye Awimb.
    I won't go to the doctor for a few weeks as I am not pissing about.
    It's a boil. Take a needle and heat it in your lighter flame, then ram it in and allow the pus to flow free.

    I once tried this on my anal sphincter. It didn't end well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's a boil. Take a needle and heat it in your lighter flame, then ram it in and allow the pus to flow free.

    I once tried this on my anal sphincter. It didn't end well.
    I been vaping more that smoking. Whilst I think the vaping is better I suspect it's the culprit. and was also the reason my ear went weird.

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    When are we going to get those medical Tricorders like on Stargate or whatever

    Can’t be that far away surely?

    Would make having to gps etc redundant.

    No wonder McCoy was drunk half the time...life reduced to scanning and reading the results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    When are we going to get those medical Tricorders like on Stargate or whatever

    Can’t be that far away surely?

    Would make having to gps etc redundant.

    No wonder McCoy was drunk half the time...life reduced to scanning and reading the results.
    that was because he was Jockish
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    When are we going to get those medical Tricorders like on Stargate or whatever

    Can’t be that far away surely?

    Would make having to gps etc redundant.

    No wonder McCoy was drunk half the time...life reduced to scanning and reading the results.
    That was about 2260, t. Few years to go

    Guess the Pakistanis aren't on bonuses for scoring tons - two out on 94

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's a boil. Take a needle and heat it in your lighter flame, then ram it in and allow the pus to flow free.

    I once tried this on my anal sphincter. It didn't end well.
    That's because it was a haemmorhoid, amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That's because it was a haemmorhoid, amirite?
    Yes, except I wasn't aware of that and thought it was a boil.

    There were other circumstances which made the whole thing quite distressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    on the right side right in the middle.

    goodbye Awimb.
    I won't go to the doctor for a few weeks as I am not pissing about.
    If its painful, it's probably a boil. If it isn't, it'll be a squamous cell carcinoma..... probably

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