my neighbour has crashed into my car

[Pat Vegas]

Look at this way. It is a gigantic pain in the arse but it will get sorted. More importantly, it wasn't your fault, there was nothing you could have done to avoid it, and nothing you can do now to change it.

So what is there to worry about?

until it's all resolved I think it's gonna cost me.
I'd jump in front of a train but they are on strike today.

Maybe it's a good omen. Arsenal will win the league now

[Peter]

until it's all resolved I think it's gonna cost me.
I'd jump in front of a train but they are on strike today.

Maybe it's a good omen. Arsenal will win the league now

Best way to make yourself feel better is to go round and smash her car to pieces. Then knock on her door crying

I would not advise doing this though!