"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
the missus came back from the grocery store a few years back with damage to her rear bumper. Turns out while leaving the store she met one of her good friends also leaving as they walked to their cars in the car park. Their cars were facing directly opposite of each other, no other cars around. After a chat they both loaded up their groceries, got in their cars, put it in reverse and crashed into each other. Only cars in the lot.
You know my first thought.. I am proud that I didn't say what I was thinking!