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    John Barnes' Rap

    "You’ve got to pay what you owe
    But do it at the right time.
    You can be slow or fast
    But you must evade the fine.

    They’ll always hunt you and charge you,
    Defence and attacks.
    There’s only one way to beat them:
    Avoid paying tax.

    Catch me if you can
    The John Barnes Media man
    Hiding from the HMRC
    Is my master plan.

    No corporation tax,
    Has been paid for so long,
    Almost £200,000
    I know we can’t go wrong”

    By a contributor to The Guardian's Football Daily Newsletter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pjlincs View Post
    "You’ve got to pay what you owe
    But do it at the right time.
    You can be slow or fast
    But you must evade the fine.

    They’ll always hunt you and charge you,
    Defence and attacks.
    There’s only one way to beat them:
    Avoid paying tax.

    Catch me if you can
    The John Barnes Media man
    Hiding from the HMRC
    Is my master plan.

    No corporation tax,
    Has been paid for so long,
    Almost £200,000
    I know we can’t go wrong”

    By a contributor to The Guardian's Football Daily Newsletter.
    Scousers don't do that sort of thing surely.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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