"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been hitting your family C? Got my mum and dad in the last 8 years. Had a cancer scare myself about 4 years ago. When you’re a big fraidy cat like me, hearing the C word is like a nightmare you have as a kid when a primeval demon is hovering outside your bedroom window.