This would make me chuckle

[IUFG]

50 and still don't have to visit the toilet in the middle of the night

only because of your subscription purchases of


Masculine style, you say...
https://www.tena.co.uk/men/products/...-pants-for-men

[Sir C]

I’m 61. Looking back I’d say mid 50’s was a turning point. Usually once a night nowadays but more with a skinful.
My only advice. Get your checks done

**** that, 7. The *******s are mad keen on giving out bad news

[PSRB]

**** that, 7. The *******s are mad keen on giving out bad news

I liked that story the other day, the old fella didn't tell his wife she had terminal cancer and she lived for another 21 years

Ignorance is bliss.

[WES]

I liked that story the other day, the old fella didn't tell his wife she had terminal cancer and she lived for another 21 years

Ignorance is bliss.

Stress is one of the worst things for you, PRSB. You avoid that by avoiding the f*ckers as much as possible.

Exercise, eat a balanced diet and avoid stress - as long as you don't have symptoms you should leave well enough alone imo.

[Peter]

Stress is one of the worst things for you, PRSB. You avoid that by avoiding the f*ckers as much as possible.

Exercise, eat a balanced diet and avoid stress - as long as you don't have symptoms you should leave well enough alone imo.

For once, I agree with you.

I haven't been to a doctor for at least 15 years. And that was only once. I didn't go for at least 15 before that.

I go when there is something wrong. I take the same approach with my car

[WES]

For once, I agree with you.

I haven't been to a doctor for at least 15 years. And that was only once. I didn't go for at least 15 before that.

I go when there is something wrong. I take the same approach with my car

Let's hope you aren't a Rover, Peter

[7sisters]

I liked that story the other day, the old fella didn't tell his wife she had terminal cancer and she lived for another 21 years

Ignorance is bliss.

Nah.. You have to proactive once you go past a certain age. Sod slinking up to the Doc to be told you’re stage 3 or 4.
Between 60-70 is snipers alley. That’s usually when you get picked off. Get the other side and you’ll probably live a decent age.
Of course. when you’re numbers on it and all that.
A brush with your own mortality at a younger age is always a leveller.

[Peter]

Let's hope you aren't a Rover, Peter

I have been incredibly reliable for 50 years. It is safe to say I'm not a Rover

Probably more of a Vauxhall Vectra. Remarkably unappealing but functional

[Peter]

Nah.. You have to proactive once you go past a certain age. Sod slinking up to the Doc to be told you’re stage 3 or 4.
Between 60-70 is snipers alley. That’s usually when you get picked off. Get the other side and you’ll probably live a decent age.
Of course. when you’re numbers on it and all that.
A brush with your own mortality at a younger age is always a leveller.

I don't want to think about it. One day I will just drop dead somewhere. I've made my peace with that.

[PSRB]

I don't want to think about it. One day I will just drop dead somewhere. I've made my peace with that.

As Woody Allen said "I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens"