Can't be arsed figuring out how to post a video so...

[PSRB]

People who might vote for Corbyn:

Mozzies - because he's anti-semitic
The working class - because he loves the working class and hates all other classes
Lazy arses - because he'll increase their benefits
Foreigners - because he hates England
North london liberal set - because he's one of them

That's rather a lot of the London population

4/5 apply to Khan

[Luis Anaconda]

4/5 apply to Khan

Haven't the Conservatives put up a bat**** mental candidate who is never going to get in? A Braverman, if you like.