What was wrong with the old format? A few wild-eyed fanatics with a few bags of explosives and a second hand cortina. That's proper, old-school terrorism.
Obviously you have to do a bit of gun running and drug dealing in the background to finance it but your proper fanatic doesn't let himself get sidetracked into thinking that is a viable business.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."