We've put the *******s in again!

[Rich]

Bowl them out in the first 30 mins today. Bat until about 18:30 at which point we will declare with a 20 run lead. Quick 30 mins at them tonight and then skittle them tomorrow after the rain clears. England set 280 to win. Make it to stumps tomorrow 2 down.

Rains all day Saturday. Then on Sunday it'll be a question of whether England can knock off the 220 needed between the showers.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Btw, we pick horses for courses. We can have 3 spinners in the sub-continent and none sometimes at home. So why isn't Woakes picked for every home test?

At home, he averages 22.2 with the ball, SR of a tad over 43, and 35.5 with the bat. Perfect for a number 8.

FFS, Ducket gone and Moeen in after 2.3 overs. Please, Mô, score us a sexy ton.