We've put the *******s in again!

[Rich]

Bowl them out in the first 30 mins today. Bat until about 18:30 at which point we will declare with a 20 run lead. Quick 30 mins at them tonight and then skittle them tomorrow after the rain clears. England set 280 to win. Make it to stumps tomorrow 2 down.

Rains all day Saturday. Then on Sunday it'll be a question of whether England can knock off the 220 needed between the showers.

[Luis Anaconda]

Bowl them out in the first 30 mins today. Bat until about 18:30 at which point we will declare with a 20 run lead. Quick 30 mins at them tonight and then skittle them tomorrow after the rain clears. England set 280 to win. Make it to stumps tomorrow 2 down.

Rains all day Saturday. Then on Sunday it'll be a question of whether England can knock off the 220 needed between the showers.

Let's hope we get the chance, r. Let's hope

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Let's hope we get the chance, r. Let's hope

Jimmy with the first ball of the day. When did that last happen?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Jimmy with the first ball of the day. When did that last happen?

Now Woakes. NO! Bøllocks. No ball. FFS. Please Ganpati, sort it out.