We've put the *******s in again!

[Luis Anaconda]

Next session to save the Ashes, need a collapse from the Aussies

Wood time (or Broad or Jimmy or Woakes or Ali tbf)

[PSRB]

Wood time (or Broad or Jimmy or Woakes or Ali tbf)

Not sure these umpires will give it out if hits the stumps, both England reviews looked plumb in real time

[Luis Anaconda]

Not sure these umpires will give it out if hits the stumps, both England reviews looked plumb in real time

Good reviewing from the skip then - not a bad sign

[Rich]

Bowl them out in the first 30 mins today. Bat until about 18:30 at which point we will declare with a 20 run lead. Quick 30 mins at them tonight and then skittle them tomorrow after the rain clears. England set 280 to win. Make it to stumps tomorrow 2 down.

Rains all day Saturday. Then on Sunday it'll be a question of whether England can knock off the 220 needed between the showers.

[Luis Anaconda]

Bowl them out in the first 30 mins today. Bat until about 18:30 at which point we will declare with a 20 run lead. Quick 30 mins at them tonight and then skittle them tomorrow after the rain clears. England set 280 to win. Make it to stumps tomorrow 2 down.

Rains all day Saturday. Then on Sunday it'll be a question of whether England can knock off the 220 needed between the showers.

Let's hope we get the chance, r. Let's hope

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Let's hope we get the chance, r. Let's hope

Jimmy with the first ball of the day. When did that last happen?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Jimmy with the first ball of the day. When did that last happen?

Now Woakes. NO! Bøllocks. No ball. FFS. Please Ganpati, sort it out.