Big day in the cricket, then. What are we saying? Bazball from the off & try

[PSRB]

Ah *******s

Currently at least 50 runs short, imo

[Luis Anaconda]

Currently at least 50 runs short, imo

Ah well - you never know...

[PSRB]

Ah well - you never know...

Think we'll be saved by the weather. Looks pretty wretched for tomorrow

[PSRB]

Do wish we'd stop running down to the pitch bloody Lyon. Making him look like prime Warne, FFS!!

In short, our spinner can't spin it, our keeper can't keep and our enforcer can't bowl. Miracle if we win this.

[WES]

In short, our spinner can't spin it, our keeper can't keep and our enforcer can't bowl. Miracle if we win this.

Khawaja seems to be the new Chanderpaul - in that we can't get the f*cker out for the life of us.

Harsh on Khawaja maybe.

[PSRB]

Khawaja seems to be the new Chanderpaul - in that we can't get the f*cker out for the life of us.

Harsh on Khawaja maybe.

Is rather infuriating, he doesn't look settled against Moeen but will probably see them home

[Luis Anaconda]

Khawaja seems to be the new Chanderpaul - in that we can't get the f*cker out for the life of us.

Harsh on Khawaja maybe.

Not harsh at all - Chanderpaul is a legend (I suspect his son is the new Chanderpaul though)

[PSRB]

Is rather infuriating, he doesn't look settled against Moeen but will probably see them home

Also, if you going to hit leg side bouncers, then FFS put in a leg slip!

[WES]

Not harsh at all - Chanderpaul is a legend (I suspect his son is the new Chanderpaul though)

He was quite negative, wasn't he? Sort of like that horrible, wife-beating c*nt Geoff Boycott.

[Luis Anaconda]

He was quite negative, wasn't he? Sort of like that horrible, wife-beating c*nt Geoff Boycott.

Message reported to Berni. Chanderpaul - and Khawaja - could/can be very entertaining attacking batsmen. They play the situation. I'll make no comment on Boycott