Jesus, Everton are in a shocking mess

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

I don't know anything about this Onana fella but a quick search tells me he's a big black lad who plays midfield so i'm gonna get in early and call him the new Vieira. The figures quoted for what he's going to cost, huge numbers. Same with Declan Rice. Have our scouting department been made aware both of their clubs have been utter shiit this season with these two lads pulling the strings?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I don't know anything about this Onana fella but a quick search tells me he's a big black lad who plays midfield so i'm gonna get in early and call him the new Vieira. The figures quoted for what he's going to cost, huge numbers. Same with Declan Rice. Have our scouting department been made aware both of their clubs have been utter shiit this season with these two lads pulling the strings?

A day or two ago, I saw we were linked with some young DM. 1m 91 which is roughly 6'3", no? As he's Belgian-Senegalese.

So we've signed a Vieira already - and now we could sign a played like the original Paddy.

I reckon buy him. That's what you want - a big DM from Senegal who can also create. Long term Partey replacement, imo.