So which one of our boys did it this time?

[Sir C]

Ooh, can I have one too?

[Luis Anaconda]

Starting to sound like it's Thomas Partey. For our sake lets hope he beats the case. He's got a great defence though. He's on record as converting to Islam the previous week so this case is clearly just a cultural misunderstanding

If he is with the team in Germany it can't be him as said player is still in custody

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Apparently police were left baffled when told. "You got the wrong house. This is the Yakubu household."

[PSRB]

Apparently police were left baffled when told. "You got the wrong house. This is the Yakubu household."

Partey in Germany with squad and Xhaka still on holiday

[IUFG]

Partey in Germany with squad and Xhaka still on holiday

Pics or it didn't happen

[PSRB]

Pics or it didn't happen

Pics of both on Twitter/Insta

[IUFG]

Pics of both on Twitter/Insta

I thought they'd been pooh-poohed..?

Still, why everyone has jumped on it being an Arsenal or them player because of the North London thing, are Chelsea, Fulham, Crystal Palace, Brentford or West Ham players not allowed to be in NL?

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

I still have faith he can beat the case. Only rookies let themselves be filmed while raping a hot young fan after years of media training by the clubs.

[Tony C]

More importantly…I hope despite all of the cost cutting that we didn’t cancel the rape insurance.

Hopefully get some of that £40m back.

[Tony C]

Partey fits the suspect profile perfectly.

>suspect is 29 years old
Check.

>suspect plays in the Premier League
Check.
(Arsenal)

>suspect is a current active member of his country's national team squad
Check.
(Ghana)

>the rape occurred in Marbella, Spain last week
Check.
(Partey was in Marbella last week as evidenced by his Instagram posts)