So now that he's having his assets seized and was last seen scrambling out of

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

European airspace as fast as his massive jet would take him, are we now going to have a name and shame of those who wanted Usmanov to take over the club?

I'll start:

1. Herb.

By bringing in first Kwonkee and the Jabba, David Dein did woolwichly fück Royal Arsenal.