Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
I don't deny they're excellent at what they do, they're just cranky ****ers and would have a pooch over a cat any day
But they stink, you have to pick up their poo, they slob over everything, are mostly retarded bar a few very smart breeds, it's like looking after a baby, they eat too much, need to be walked constantly, suffer from anxiety, some breeds will rip a baby's face off if agitated.

I also find dog owners very cucky. Like what massive void do you have in your life, or what social inadequacy do you have to pine over a pooch? Just have a kid.

And don't get me started on tarts that have poodles in their handbags.