Wop newspaper claims Uefa gave us the dodgy pen to thank BJ for stopping the Super

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The whole Sterling dived thing is bizarre - it was a soft pen but two of their players clearly clipped him

I just like the idea that that they seriously think that Uefa had told BJ that if "he" - i.e. not the fans here - stopped the super league, then he could tell Southgate that if a player dives in extra time, they'll make sure we get a penalty.

I know conspiracy theories are in nowadays, but come on. Shergar doing 9/11 is more believable.