Such perfectly excellent questions!Originally Posted by Monty92
Just showed it to the kids. They have questions:
Louis (6):
"What's Barney's favourite food?"
"Do you know how old he is?"
"Who cleans up his poo?"
Anus (4):
"Does he always do what he's told?"
"Who does he like more, his [surrogate] mummy or daddy?"
Barney's favourite food is carrots, but he's only allowed the odd one now and again as a snack because they're too sugary.
The vet believes he is around 5 years old, which is pretty young for a pony. That's why he's such a naughty chap!
Me and Mrs C spend an hour each day collecting poop.But horse poop is really just chewed up grass, it's not nasty.
Barney never, ever, ever does as he's told, as a matter of principle!
He's probably closer to me and Betty is very much Mrs C's pony, so it works out very well.
If you're ever coming up the A20 you should bring them for a visit.
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