Someone needs to break it to poor Margaret that getting vaccinated isn't her ticket

[Monty92]

The New Year is 12 months long, so she's probably right.

More pressingly, the second person to get vaxxed was a man called William Shakespeare from Warwickshire. WHAT SORT OF STUPID C*NT DIDN'T HAVE HIM GO FIRST, FFS?! This is why the NHS is f@cking useless - low-quality people who can't even recognise a PR open goal when it's presented to them. W@nkers.

She would surely have said "next year" in that case...

And one could argue that a woman called Margaret is almost as quintessentially and iconically British as the Bard. They should have shoved it in her arm while she was fiddling with her purse at the supermarket check out.