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    The bat eaters aren't very good at this disinformation business, are they?

    Upon finally realising that nobody believes their death toll basically just stopped increasing a month or so ago, they have today put up their deaths by EXACTLY 50%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Upon finally realising that nobody believes their death toll basically just stopped increasing a month or so ago, they have today put up their deaths by EXACTLY 50%.
    I'm sure I read somewhere, weeks ago, that the real bodycount was around 40,000 in China.

    They must be using the same abacus as Diane and Priti.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I'm sure I read somewhere, weeks ago, that the real bodycount was around 40,000 in China.

    They must be using the same abacus as Diane and Priti.
    I would be amazed if it's that low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I would be amazed if it's that low.
    Some sciencey fellow on twitter reckons they’ve lost 2 million. He might be mental though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Some sciencey fellow on twitter reckons they’ve lost 2 million. He might be mental though.
    Well there's a few billion of the cun+s, so given what we know about the mortality rate of this disease, 2 million sounds reasonable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well there's a few billion of the cun+s, so given what we know about the mortality rate of this disease, 2 million sounds reasonable.
    Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I'm sure I read somewhere, weeks ago, that the real bodycount was around 40,000 in China.

    They must be using the same abacus as Diane and Priti.
    I'd be shocked if it isn't north of 100k tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Upon finally realising that nobody believes their death toll basically just stopped increasing a month or so ago, they have today put up their deaths by EXACTLY 50%.
    21 million mobile phone accounts have become inactive in China.....hmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    21 million mobile phone accounts have become inactive in China.....hmmmmm
    In a country where you basically have to have a mobile phone by law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Upon finally realising that nobody believes their death toll basically just stopped increasing a month or so ago, they have today put up their deaths by EXACTLY 50%.
    Obviously forgot about all the people with their doors and windows welded shut.

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