Word on the street (if there was anyone) is another 3 weeks of lockdown

[Billy Goat Sverige]

This forecast. Was it issued by Professor of Facts Neil Ferguson, who forecast a bazillion deaths from Swine flu (actual deaths 400) and numptytrillion deaths from Mad Cow Disease (actual deaths 2).

Book learning ****ers. Don’t trust anyone who’s been to university. Lazy ****s regurgitating utter bilge because that’s easier than earning an honest living.

We had “experts” forecasting that we’d have reached capacity in our hospitals a couple of weeks ago and we haven’t come close. The less extreme measures and gradual increase in capacity has worked with the bonus of building up a nice bit of immunity (however long it lasts) within the population.